Napoleon Bonaparte’s 101 Least Favourite Meals was written by Queen guitarist Brian May in 1993, having spent much of the previous decade studying the French leader’s culinary habits to help move on from the commercial failure of their 1982 album Hot Space. The book sold reasonably well and was surprisingly at the top of the…
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I Would Die 4 U
I Would Die 4 U by Prince Rogers Nelson was released in 1984 and was a turning point in his writing career. Unfortunately for Nelson, it was a turning point into near oblivion. The reviews for I Would Die 4 U were so awful that it caused Nelson to have a massive crisis of confidence….
Alan Shearer’s 101 Favourite Dog Anuses
Alan Marie Shearer is one of English football’s greatest-ever goal scorers. Over a career spanning 18 years, Shearer scored 260 premiership goals and is now a popular pundit on the BBC. Alan Shearer’s 101 Favourite Dog Anuses was released in time for Christmas in 2009. The book initially sold well, particularly in Newcastle-Upon-Tyne but sales…
Susan’s Shit Sunglasses
Susan’s Shit Sunglasses by Lucy Goggles was released in 2014 by the now-liquidated publishing company Raybans Publications. The book failed to garner any success upon its release. Since its release as an eBook on Amazon four years ago, it has again failed to spark any interest, with only four downloads and one review, which simply…
The Bukkake At The OK Coral
With a publication date of 23rd of March 1962, The Bukkake At The OK Coral is one of the oldest books in the Forgotten Book Organisations library. It is the fifteenth western novel of Jack Spaffed’s long writing career and was published by Random Cock Publications. SYNOPSIS The author of Shot My Load, Jack Spaffed,…
Never Gonna Give You Up
Never Gonna Give You Up was an interstellar best-seller for Rick Astley in 1987, selling over 5,000 copies worldwide. The book’s publishers, Stock, Aitken & Waterman Publications, were one of the most successful in the UK for almost over a decade in the 1980s, with authors such as Jason Donovan and many others. While Astley…
Ted Danson’s Best Electric Toasters Of 2017
Ted Danson’s Best Electric Toasters Of 2017 was released in time for Christmas of that same year, and, as the title suggests, TV legend Ted Danson made his way through the year’s best toasters from number 50 all the way down to what he deemed to be the best of the year. The book was…
Trophy Hunting Safari With Dad
Trophy Hunting Safari With Dad by Suzie Pans was met with quite a furore upon its release in 2004 due to its unsavoury plot of a young boy and his dad bonding over the shooting and killing of wild animals. The controversy led one local newspaper in the United Kingdom, The Blackpool Gazette, to call…
Pull My Finger… Again
Written by the so-called King of Romance Novels, Len Chedders, Pull My Finger… Again was released in 2003 by Poignant Publications, one of the literary world’s oldest publishing companies. The book did not enjoy as much success as was hoped but Len Chedders soon went on to greater success in later years with titles such…
101 Recipes For People Wearing Tight Shoes
Released on Amazon as a downloadable e-book in 2019, 101 Recipes For People Wearing Tight Shoes is the third cookbook by French chef Greta Nuggets. Her first two books, How To Make Custard For People Lacking A Sense Of Direction and 50 Best Ways To Boil An Egg For People With Tan Lines, did not…
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