‘The Beginner’s Guide To…’ is a series of how-to and reference books that provide readers with a basic understanding of complex and often dangerous topics. The first guide was released in 2003 and a further 87 have been released since. Topics include ‘fly a helicopter upside down’, ‘punch a tiger’, and ‘abseil down a cliff…
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Alan Shearer’s 101 Favourite Dog Anuses
Alan Marie Shearer is one of English football’s greatest-ever goal scorers. Over a career spanning 18 years, Shearer scored 260 premiership goals and is now a popular pundit on the BBC. Alan Shearer’s 101 Favourite Dog Anuses was released in time for Christmas in 2009. The book initially sold well, particularly in Newcastle-Upon-Tyne but sales…
Susan’s Shit Sunglasses
Susan’s Shit Sunglasses by Lucy Goggles was released in 2014 by the now-liquidated publishing company Raybans Publications. The book failed to garner any success upon its release. Since its release as an eBook on Amazon four years ago, it has again failed to spark any interest, with only four downloads and one review, which simply…
The Bukkake At The OK Coral
With a publication date of 23rd of March 1962, The Bukkake At The OK Coral is one of the oldest books in the Forgotten Book Organisations library. It is the fifteenth western novel of Jack Spaffed’s long writing career and was published by Random Cock Publications. SYNOPSIS The author of Shot My Load, Jack Spaffed,…
The Great Pyramids Of Egypt
The Great Pyramids Of Egypt was released in 1993, and as you can see from the book’s title and cover, several mistakes were made during its writing, editing, book design, and printing. Despite the glaring error, the book went on to sell out of its initial print of 5,000 copies and was voted the best…
SUSAN SARANDON’S FAVOURITE HOT DOGS
Released in 2009, Susan Sarandon’s Favourite Hot Dogs was met with much confusion. However, while the topic was derided, the writing was lauded as THE finest words about hot dogs ever committed to paper. Sarandon’s love of the versatile meal shines through, and her knowledge of its origins in the royal court of Vienna during…
Trophy Hunting Safari With Dad
Trophy Hunting Safari With Dad by Suzie Pans was met with quite a furore upon its release in 2004 due to its unsavoury plot of a young boy and his dad bonding over the shooting and killing of wild animals. The controversy led one local newspaper in the United Kingdom, The Blackpool Gazette, to call…
Pull My Finger… Again
Written by the so-called King of Romance Novels, Len Chedders, Pull My Finger… Again was released in 2003 by Poignant Publications, one of the literary world’s oldest publishing companies. The book did not enjoy as much success as was hoped but Len Chedders soon went on to greater success in later years with titles such…
The Beginner’s Guide To The Best Stances To Take If You Fart While Rock Climbing
‘The Beginner’s Guide To…’ is a series of how-to and reference books that provide readers with a basic understanding of complex and often dangerous topics. The first guide was released in 2003 and a further 87 have been released since. Topics include ‘Extracting Your Own Gallbladder’, ‘Building Your Own Submarine’, and ‘Dating A Kardashian’. The…
Semen Or Milk
Semen or Milk by Sebastian Lamps was first released in 2012 and instantly gained notoriety for its subject matter. The book and its topic soon became a focal point of a culture war, with many supporters on the right defending Lamps right to say and write whatever he wished. In contrast, his critics on the…
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