101 Historical Sites To Visit Before You Get Gout was self-published by Terry Bricks in 2011. Despite its wide range of historical sites, it failed to make much of a dent in the travel book genre. Since the book’s release and failure, Bricks has continued to write more travel books with a twist and currently…
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The Beginner’s Guide To Making Your Children Do Their Own Dentistry
‘The Beginner’s Guide To…’ is a series of how-to and reference books that provide readers with a basic understanding of complex and often dangerous topics. The first guide was released in 2003 and a further 87 have been released since. Topics include ‘fly a helicopter upside down’, ‘punch a tiger’, and ‘abseil down a cliff…
Healthy Recipes You Will Never Eat
Healthy Recipes You’ll Never Eat was compiled and written by Connie Gobble and released through Cookbook Publications in 2005. The book’s condescending title and tone, which included numerous snide comments toward its readers, did little to enamour it to the cookbook-buying public, and Cookbook Publications soon released a statement distancing themselves from the book and…
How To Say Cauliflower In Greek For Beginners
How To Say Cauliflower In Greek For Beginners was released in 2006 by Laurence Broccoli and, at the last count, has sold four copies. The likeliest reason for such low sales is that most people find it of no use. Another theory is that there is very little need to learn how to say cauliflower…
I Would Die 4 U
I Would Die 4 U by Prince Rogers Nelson was released in 1984 and was a turning point in his writing career. Unfortunately for Nelson, it was a turning point into near oblivion. The reviews for I Would Die 4 U were so awful that it caused Nelson to have a massive crisis of confidence….
Alan Shearer’s 101 Favourite Dog Anuses
Alan Marie Shearer is one of English football’s greatest-ever goal scorers. Over a career spanning 18 years, Shearer scored 260 premiership goals and is now a popular pundit on the BBC. Alan Shearer’s 101 Favourite Dog Anuses was released in time for Christmas in 2009. The book initially sold well, particularly in Newcastle-Upon-Tyne but sales…
Susan’s Shit Sunglasses
Susan’s Shit Sunglasses by Lucy Goggles was released in 2014 by the now-liquidated publishing company Raybans Publications. The book failed to garner any success upon its release. Since its release as an eBook on Amazon four years ago, it has again failed to spark any interest, with only four downloads and one review, which simply…
The Bukkake At The OK Coral
With a publication date of 23rd of March 1962, The Bukkake At The OK Coral is one of the oldest books in the Forgotten Book Organisations library. It is the fifteenth western novel of Jack Spaffed’s long writing career and was published by Random Cock Publications. SYNOPSIS The author of Shot My Load, Jack Spaffed,…
Urine Scented Breath
Urine Scented Breath by Susan Mince, published in hardback in 2003, was Rancid Publishing’s first and ultimately final book. Of the original ten thousand copies printed, only five were sold before being pulped. Four of those five copies sold were burnt by the people who purchased them. The book was released as an eBook in…
Illegal Socks
Illegal Socks by Giles Carrots was written and self-published in 1998, just two years before the year 2000. It was Carrots’ follow-up to ‘Your Socks Are Under Arrest’, which he claimed was based on his real-life experiences working for the New York Police Department. It is unknown how many copies of Illegal Socks were sold…
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