Napoleon Bonaparte’s 101 Least Favourite Meals was written by Queen guitarist Brian May in 1993, having spent much of the previous decade studying the French leader’s culinary habits to help move on from the commercial failure of their 1982 album Hot Space. The book sold reasonably well and was surprisingly at the top of the…
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I Would Die 4 U
I Would Die 4 U by Prince Rogers Nelson was released in 1984 and was a turning point in his writing career. Unfortunately for Nelson, it was a turning point into near oblivion. The reviews for I Would Die 4 U were so awful that it caused Nelson to have a massive crisis of confidence….
Alan Shearer’s 101 Favourite Dog Anuses
Alan Marie Shearer is one of English football’s greatest-ever goal scorers. Over a career spanning 18 years, Shearer scored 260 premiership goals and is now a popular pundit on the BBC. Alan Shearer’s 101 Favourite Dog Anuses was released in time for Christmas in 2009. The book initially sold well, particularly in Newcastle-Upon-Tyne but sales…
Susan’s Shit Sunglasses
Susan’s Shit Sunglasses by Lucy Goggles was released in 2014 by the now-liquidated publishing company Raybans Publications. The book failed to garner any success upon its release. Since its release as an eBook on Amazon four years ago, it has again failed to spark any interest, with only four downloads and one review, which simply…
The Bukkake At The OK Coral
With a publication date of 23rd of March 1962, The Bukkake At The OK Coral is one of the oldest books in the Forgotten Book Organisations library. It is the fifteenth western novel of Jack Spaffed’s long writing career and was published by Random Cock Publications. SYNOPSIS The author of Shot My Load, Jack Spaffed,…
Urine Scented Breath
Urine Scented Breath by Susan Mince, published in hardback in 2003, was Rancid Publishing’s first and ultimately final book. Of the original ten thousand copies printed, only five were sold before being pulped. Four of those five copies sold were burnt by the people who purchased them. The book was released as an eBook in…
Let’s Watch People Dogging
The intense romance novel ‘Let’s Watch People Dogging’ was self-published by Claudia Drainage in 1999. Having sold over 500 copies of her previous book ‘Piss On My Nipples’, Drainage was confident of a significant improvement on her next book. Unfortunately for Drainage, of the 1,000 copies printed, 997 still sit in a box gathering dust…
Never Gonna Give You Up
Never Gonna Give You Up was an interstellar best-seller for Rick Astley in 1987, selling over 5,000 copies worldwide. The book’s publishers, Stock, Aitken & Waterman Publications, were one of the most successful in the UK for almost over a decade in the 1980s, with authors such as Jason Donovan and many others. While Astley…
Anal & Prolapse Are My Safe Words
Anal & Prolapse Are My Safe Words is an erotic novel written by Soph Ukitt and was released in 2013 to no fanfare. The book received only one review from an obscure blog, giving it 1 star out of 10. The book is also available on Amazon and has been downloaded three times. It received…
Illegal Socks
Illegal Socks by Giles Carrots was written and self-published in 1998, just two years before the year 2000. It was Carrots’ follow-up to ‘Your Socks Are Under Arrest’, which he claimed was based on his real-life experiences working for the New York Police Department. It is unknown how many copies of Illegal Socks were sold…
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