How To Say Cauliflower In Greek For Beginners was released in 2006 by Laurence Broccoli and, at the last count, has sold four copies. The likeliest reason for such low sales is that most people find it of no use. Another theory is that there is very little need to learn how to say cauliflower…
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I Would Die 4 U
I Would Die 4 U by Prince Rogers Nelson was released in 1984 and was a turning point in his writing career. Unfortunately for Nelson, it was a turning point into near oblivion. The reviews for I Would Die 4 U were so awful that it caused Nelson to have a massive crisis of confidence….
Alan Shearer’s 101 Favourite Dog Anuses
Alan Marie Shearer is one of English football’s greatest-ever goal scorers. Over a career spanning 18 years, Shearer scored 260 premiership goals and is now a popular pundit on the BBC. Alan Shearer’s 101 Favourite Dog Anuses was released in time for Christmas in 2009. The book initially sold well, particularly in Newcastle-Upon-Tyne but sales…
The Bukkake At The OK Coral
With a publication date of 23rd of March 1962, The Bukkake At The OK Coral is one of the oldest books in the Forgotten Book Organisations library. It is the fifteenth western novel of Jack Spaffed’s long writing career and was published by Random Cock Publications. SYNOPSIS The author of Shot My Load, Jack Spaffed,…
The Great Pyramids Of Egypt
The Great Pyramids Of Egypt was released in 1993, and as you can see from the book’s title and cover, several mistakes were made during its writing, editing, book design, and printing. Despite the glaring error, the book went on to sell out of its initial print of 5,000 copies and was voted the best…
Trophy Hunting Safari With Dad
Trophy Hunting Safari With Dad by Suzie Pans was met with quite a furore upon its release in 2004 due to its unsavoury plot of a young boy and his dad bonding over the shooting and killing of wild animals. The controversy led one local newspaper in the United Kingdom, The Blackpool Gazette, to call…
Pull My Finger… Again
Written by the so-called King of Romance Novels, Len Chedders, Pull My Finger… Again was released in 2003 by Poignant Publications, one of the literary world’s oldest publishing companies. The book did not enjoy as much success as was hoped but Len Chedders soon went on to greater success in later years with titles such…
The Beginner’s Guide To The Best Stances To Take If You Fart While Rock Climbing
‘The Beginner’s Guide To…’ is a series of how-to and reference books that provide readers with a basic understanding of complex and often dangerous topics. The first guide was released in 2003 and a further 87 have been released since. Topics include ‘Extracting Your Own Gallbladder’, ‘Building Your Own Submarine’, and ‘Dating A Kardashian’. The…
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