Anal & Prolapse Are My Safe Words

Anal & Prolapse Are My Safe Words is an erotic novel written by Soph Ukitt and was released in 2013 to no fanfare. The book received only one review from an obscure blog, giving it 1 star out of 10. The book is also available on Amazon and has been downloaded three times. It received…

Pull My Finger… Again

Written by the so-called King of Romance Novels, Len Chedders, Pull My Finger… Again was released in 2003 by Poignant Publications, one of the literary world’s oldest publishing companies. The book did not enjoy as much success as was hoped but Len Chedders soon went on to greater success in later years with titles such…

The Beginner’s Guide To The Best Stances To Take If You Fart While Rock Climbing

‘The Beginner’s Guide To…’ is a series of how-to and reference books that provide readers with a basic understanding of complex and often dangerous topics. The first guide was released in 2003 and a further 87 have been released since. Topics include ‘Extracting Your Own Gallbladder’, ‘Building Your Own Submarine’, and ‘Dating A Kardashian’. The…

101 Recipes For People Wearing Tight Shoes

Released on Amazon as a downloadable e-book in 2019, 101 Recipes For People Wearing Tight Shoes is the third cookbook by French chef Greta Nuggets.  Her first two books, How To Make Custard For People Lacking A Sense Of Direction and 50 Best Ways To Boil An Egg For People With Tan Lines, did not…

It’s Murder On The Dancefloor

It’s Murder On The Dancefloor is a science fiction novel released by Boner Publishers in 1958. Murder On The Dancefloor was initially only released in the United States, where it became part of the burgeoning sci-fi novel scene. The British pop singer Sophie Divot loved the book so much that she changed her surname to…

She Smells Of Uncooked Sausage Meat

She Smells of Uncooked Sausage Meat was written by Iain Pelvis. Released in 2007, She Smells of Uncooked Sausage Meat was sold extensively in Russia and Kazakhstan but failed to make any inroads elsewhere. Undeterred, Pelvis continued his aroma-based romance novels with Her Hair Smells Of Public Toilets, although this also failed to sell anywhere…

Draw My Anus

Draw My Anus is a long-forgotten novel by Doris Heaves, one of the most prolific romance writers of the 1970s and 1980s. Draw My Anus was first released in 1975 and, due to its success, is the first book in what became a ‘Draw’ trilogy with Redraw My Anus and Draw My Anus Again released…