Anal & Prolapse Are My Safe Words is an erotic novel written by Soph Ukitt and was released in 2013 to no fanfare. The book received only one review from an obscure blog, giving it 1 star out of 10. The book is also available on Amazon and has been downloaded three times. It received…
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Ted Danson’s Best Electric Toasters Of 2017
Ted Danson’s Best Electric Toasters Of 2017 was released in time for Christmas of that same year, and, as the title suggests, TV legend Ted Danson made his way through the year’s best toasters from number 50 all the way down to what he deemed to be the best of the year. The book was…
Trophy Hunting Safari With Dad
Trophy Hunting Safari With Dad by Suzie Pans was met with quite a furore upon its release in 2004 due to its unsavoury plot of a young boy and his dad bonding over the shooting and killing of wild animals. The controversy led one local newspaper in the United Kingdom, The Blackpool Gazette, to call…
Pull My Finger… Again
Written by the so-called King of Romance Novels, Len Chedders, Pull My Finger… Again was released in 2003 by Poignant Publications, one of the literary world’s oldest publishing companies. The book did not enjoy as much success as was hoped but Len Chedders soon went on to greater success in later years with titles such…
101 Recipes For People Wearing Tight Shoes
Released on Amazon as a downloadable e-book in 2019, 101 Recipes For People Wearing Tight Shoes is the third cookbook by French chef Greta Nuggets. Her first two books, How To Make Custard For People Lacking A Sense Of Direction and 50 Best Ways To Boil An Egg For People With Tan Lines, did not…
It’s Murder On The Dancefloor
It’s Murder On The Dancefloor is a science fiction novel released by Boner Publishers in 1958. Murder On The Dancefloor was initially only released in the United States, where it became part of the burgeoning sci-fi novel scene. The British pop singer Sophie Divot loved the book so much that she changed her surname to…
Semen Or Milk
Semen or Milk by Sebastian Lamps was first released in 2012 and instantly gained notoriety for its subject matter. The book and its topic soon became a focal point of a culture war, with many supporters on the right defending Lamps right to say and write whatever he wished. In contrast, his critics on the…
She Smells Of Uncooked Sausage Meat
She Smells of Uncooked Sausage Meat was written by Iain Pelvis. Released in 2007, She Smells of Uncooked Sausage Meat was sold extensively in Russia and Kazakhstan but failed to make any inroads elsewhere. Undeterred, Pelvis continued his aroma-based romance novels with Her Hair Smells Of Public Toilets, although this also failed to sell anywhere…
Draw My Anus
Draw My Anus is a long-forgotten novel by Doris Heaves, one of the most prolific romance writers of the 1970s and 1980s. Draw My Anus was first released in 1975 and, due to its success, is the first book in what became a ‘Draw’ trilogy with Redraw My Anus and Draw My Anus Again released…
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