101 Historical Sites To Visit Before You Get Gout

101 Historical Sites To Visit Before You Get Gout was self-published by Terry Bricks in 2011. Despite its wide range of historical sites, it failed to make much of a dent in the travel book genre. Since the book’s release and failure, Bricks has continued to write more travel books with a twist and currently…

Susan’s Shit Sunglasses

Susan’s Shit Sunglasses by Lucy Goggles was released in 2014 by the now-liquidated publishing company Raybans Publications. The book failed to garner any success upon its release. Since its release as an eBook on Amazon four years ago, it has again failed to spark any interest, with only four downloads and one review, which simply…

Let’s Watch People Dogging

The intense romance novel ‘Let’s Watch People Dogging’ was self-published by Claudia Drainage in 1999. Having sold over 500 copies of her previous book ‘Piss On My Nipples’, Drainage was confident of a significant improvement on her next book. Unfortunately for Drainage, of the 1,000 copies printed, 997 still sit in a box gathering dust…

Anal & Prolapse Are My Safe Words

Anal & Prolapse Are My Safe Words is an erotic novel written by Soph Ukitt and was released in 2013 to no fanfare. The book received only one review from an obscure blog, giving it 1 star out of 10. The book is also available on Amazon and has been downloaded three times. It received…

Ted Danson’s Best Electric Toasters Of 2017

Ted Danson’s Best Electric Toasters Of 2017 was released in time for Christmas of that same year, and, as the title suggests, TV legend Ted Danson made his way through the year’s best toasters from number 50 all the way down to what he deemed to be the best of the year. The book was…

101 Recipes For People Wearing Tight Shoes

Released on Amazon as a downloadable e-book in 2019, 101 Recipes For People Wearing Tight Shoes is the third cookbook by French chef Greta Nuggets.  Her first two books, How To Make Custard For People Lacking A Sense Of Direction and 50 Best Ways To Boil An Egg For People With Tan Lines, did not…