I Would Die 4 U by Prince Rogers Nelson was released in 1984 and was a turning point in his writing career. Unfortunately for Nelson, it was a turning point into near oblivion. The reviews for I Would Die 4 U were so awful that it caused Nelson to have a massive crisis of confidence….
Category: Romance
Let’s Watch People Dogging
The intense romance novel ‘Let’s Watch People Dogging’ was self-published by Claudia Drainage in 1999. Having sold over 500 copies of her previous book ‘Piss On My Nipples’, Drainage was confident of a significant improvement on her next book. Unfortunately for Drainage, of the 1,000 copies printed, 997 still sit in a box gathering dust…
Anal & Prolapse Are My Safe Words
Anal & Prolapse Are My Safe Words is an erotic novel written by Soph Ukitt and was released in 2013 to no fanfare. The book received only one review from an obscure blog, giving it 1 star out of 10. The book is also available on Amazon and has been downloaded three times. It received…
Pull My Finger… Again
Written by the so-called King of Romance Novels, Len Chedders, Pull My Finger… Again was released in 2003 by Poignant Publications, one of the literary world’s oldest publishing companies. The book did not enjoy as much success as was hoped but Len Chedders soon went on to greater success in later years with titles such…
She Smells Of Uncooked Sausage Meat
She Smells of Uncooked Sausage Meat was written by Iain Pelvis. Released in 2007, She Smells of Uncooked Sausage Meat was sold extensively in Russia and Kazakhstan but failed to make any inroads elsewhere. Undeterred, Pelvis continued his aroma-based romance novels with Her Hair Smells Of Public Toilets, although this also failed to sell anywhere…
Draw My Anus
Draw My Anus is a long-forgotten novel by Doris Heaves, one of the most prolific romance writers of the 1970s and 1980s. Draw My Anus was first released in 1975 and, due to its success, is the first book in what became a ‘Draw’ trilogy with Redraw My Anus and Draw My Anus Again released…
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