‘The Beginner’s Guide To…’ is a series of how-to and reference books that provide readers with a basic understanding of complex and often dangerous topics.

The first guide was released in 2003 and a further 87 have been released since. Topics include ‘fly a helicopter upside down’, ‘punch a tiger’, and ‘abseil down a cliff face with no rope’.

The Beginner’s Guide To Making Your Children Do Their Own Dentistry caused quite a stir upon its release. Many parents who bought and followed the book’s advice had their children taken away by social services and were charged by the police, with many serving significant jail time.

SYNOPSIS

The Beginner’s Guide To Making Your Children Do Their Own Dentistry is a fun and easy way to save money on your children’s dental care.

Save up for that once-in-a-lifetime cruise by forcing your children to learn the rudimentary basics of how to x-ray their own teeth, how to replace their own crowns, the best practices for grinding a tooth down in preparation for a filling, and, of course, extractions.

This easy-to-use guide also teaches your children how to

• Extract a tooth without the use of painkillers.
• Perform root canal on an infected and rotting tooth.
• Surgically attach dental implants into the jawbone.

It’s educational, fun and a real money saver! 

(Disclaimer: Please ensure that there is plenty of suitable material for mopping up blood and powerful painkillers. If a child cries for longer than 12 hours, please consider giving them some whiskey or visiting your nearest hospital. We, the publishers, cannot be held responsible for any deaths that occur due to excessive blood loss).