Healthy Recipes You’ll Never Eat was compiled and written by Connie Gobble and released through Cookbook Publications in 2005.

The book’s condescending title and tone, which included numerous snide comments toward its readers, did little to enamour it to the cookbook-buying public, and Cookbook Publications soon released a statement distancing themselves from the book and Connie Gobble.

Connie Gobble soon apologized if her tone had been misunderstood but stood by her view that most people are “lazy fucking wasters in the kitchen”.

SYNOPSIS

Ever fancied yourself as a budding chef?

Want to idly fantasize about making a tiny bit of effort in the kitchen?

Have you ever wanted to eat a Pan-Seared Salmon with Kale and Apple Salad but hate the taste of all of it?

Do you want to know what Bearnaise Sauce tastes like but don’t know what vinegar is?

Are your tastebuds yearning for a souffle but don’t know what a whisk looks like?
Do you enjoy eating food but just can’t be arsed with making the slightest effort?
Well, read on (if you can be bothered!)

Healthy Recipes You’ll Never Eat is filled with over 100 recipes you’ll never know the taste of, along with over 100 photos of delicious-looking food you can only dream of eating due to your lack of skills, motivation, and discipline.